Saving Lives in the Christy Basement

Have you ever gotten life advice from a vending machine?

Vending machines get a bad wrap. Okay, they’re the cacti of the food desert. No, they offer little in terms of fruits, veggies, protein, or fiber. And yes, they are statistically more likely to kill you than sharks.

But if you choose carefully, vending machines can save your evening. With proper hydration, the sugar and sodium they offer can properly restore your electrolytes and give you hours of additional work time in the nearby computer lab.

So while it might sometimes be a mistake, don’t be afraid of our good friend, the Christy basement vending machine.